☞ FREE SHiPPiNG ON ORDERS OVER $100
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH

EAT THE RICH

Regular price $33.00
/
FILTHY RICH /ˈfilTHē/ /riCH/:
Extremely rich used to imply that a person's wealth is excessive or offensive
   
  • 6-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tie Dye T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Body Width 17" 20" 22" 24" 25" 28"
    Body Length 25" 27" 30" 31" 32" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    HAPPINESS WHITE
    HAPPINESS WHITE
    HAPPINESS WHITE
    HAPPINESS WHITE
    HAPPINESS WHITE

    HAPPINESS WHITE

    Regular price $29.00
    /
    HAPPY /ˈhapē/:
    Feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.
       
  • 2-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    GOOD THINGS TIE DYE
    GOOD THINGS TIE DYE
    GOOD THINGS TIE DYE
    GOOD THINGS TIE DYE
    GOOD THINGS TIE DYE

    GOOD THINGS TIE DYE

    Regular price $33.00
    /
    REALITY  /rēˈalədē/:
    The world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them.
    • 6-Colour Screen Print on Tie Dye.
    • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
    • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
    • Hand Printed, small batch.

    Lay the garment flat.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Body Width 17" 20" 22" 24" 25" 28"
    Body Length 25" 27" 30" 31" 32" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    BOMB CELADON
    BOMB CELADON
    BOMB CELADON
    BOMB CELADON
    BOMB CELADON
    BOMB CELADON

    BOMB CELADON

    Regular price $29.00
    /
    BOMB  /bäm/:
    a: An explosive device fused to detonate under specified conditions.
       
  • 5-Colour Back Screen Print, 4-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    BROKEN WORLD YELLOW
    BROKEN WORLD YELLOW
    BROKEN WORLD YELLOW
    BROKEN WORLD YELLOW

    BROKEN WORLD YELLOW

    Regular price $29.00
    /

    BROKEN  /ˈbrōkən/:

    Having been fractured or damaged and no longer in one piece or in working order.

  • 1-Colour Front Screen Print, 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
    • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

      Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

      Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

      Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
      Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
      Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

      Measurements are in Inches.

      PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

      PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

      We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

      Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

      This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

       

      Order Processing and Shipping Times:

      We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

      Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
      Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
      Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
      USA: 1-4 days*
      Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
      International: 4-21 days*
        
      *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

       

      Shipping Policy

      We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
      Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

      We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

       

      Return To Sender

      If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
      If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
      This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

      Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
      We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
      Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

      We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

      To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


      Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


      All sale and discounted items are final sale.

      You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


      Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


      Please ship items to be exchanged to:


      PARANOID PRINT CO.
      609 QUEEN STREET WEST

      LOWER LEVEL
      TORONTO, ONTARIO
      CANADA M5V 2B7



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      THE CHAIR
      THE CHAIR
      THE CHAIR

      THE CHAIR

      Regular price $29.00
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      Chair  /CHer/:

      A separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

      • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
      • Classic fit, true to size.
      • Hand printed, small batch.

      Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

      Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

      Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

      Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
      Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
      Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

      Measurements are in Inches.

      PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

      PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

      We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

      Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

      This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

       

      Order Processing and Shipping Times:

      We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

      Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
      Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
      Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
      USA: 1-4 days*
      Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
      International: 4-21 days*
        
      *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

       

      Shipping Policy

      We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
      Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

      We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

       

      Return To Sender

      If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
      If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
      This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

      Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
      We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
      Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

      We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

      To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


      Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


      All sale and discounted items are final sale.

      You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


      Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


      Please ship items to be exchanged to:


      PARANOID PRINT CO.
      609 QUEEN STREET WEST

      LOWER LEVEL
      TORONTO, ONTARIO
      CANADA M5V 2B7



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      GUY O&
      GUY O&
      GUY O&
      GUY O&
      GUY O&

      GUY O' TEEN

      Regular price $29.00
      /
      GUILLOTINE /ˈɡiləˌtēn,ˈɡēəˌtēn/:
      A machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people.
         
    • 6-Colour Front Screen Print with Metallic Silver Ink Details.
    • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tie Dye T-Shirt.
    • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
    • Hand Printed, small batch.
    • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

      Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

      Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

      Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
      Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
      Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

      Measurements are in Inches.

      PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

      PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

      We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

      Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

      This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

       

      Order Processing and Shipping Times:

      We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

      Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
      Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
      Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
      USA: 1-4 days*
      Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
      International: 4-21 days*
        
      *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

       

      Shipping Policy

      We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
      Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

      We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

       

      Return To Sender

      If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
      If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
      This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

      Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
      We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
      Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

      We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

      To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


      Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


      All sale and discounted items are final sale.

      You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


      Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


      Please ship items to be exchanged to:


      PARANOID PRINT CO.
      609 QUEEN STREET WEST

      LOWER LEVEL
      TORONTO, ONTARIO
      CANADA M5V 2B7



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      PARANOID PLATOON
      PARANOID PLATOON
      PARANOID PLATOON
      PARANOID PLATOON
      PARANOID PLATOON

      PARANOID PLATOON

      Regular price $24.00
      /

      PARANOID  /ˈperəˌnoid/:
      Being suspicious, having illusions about being followed or persecuted, or about being afraid or distrustful of others.

      • 2-Colour Front Screen Print.
      • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
      • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
      • Hand Printed, small batch.
        • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

          Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

          Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

          Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
          Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
          Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

          Measurements are in Inches.

          PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

          PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

          We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

          Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

          This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

           

          Order Processing and Shipping Times:

          We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

          Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
          Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
          Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
          USA: 1-4 days*
          Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
          International: 4-21 days*
            
          *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

           

          Shipping Policy

          We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
          Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

          We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

           

          Return To Sender

          If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
          If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
          This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

          Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
          We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
          Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

          We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

          To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


          Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


          All sale and discounted items are final sale.

          You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


          Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


          Please ship items to be exchanged to:


          PARANOID PRINT CO.
          609 QUEEN STREET WEST

          LOWER LEVEL
          TORONTO, ONTARIO
          CANADA M5V 2B7



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          GOOD THINGS SAND
          GOOD THINGS SAND

          GOOD THINGS SAND

          Regular price $29.00
          /
          REALITY  /rēˈalədē/:
          The world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them.
          • 6-Colour Screen Print.
          • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
          • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
          • Hand Printed, small batch.

          Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

          Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

          Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

          Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
          Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
          Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

          Measurements are in Inches.

          PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

          PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

          We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

          Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

          This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

           

          Order Processing and Shipping Times:

          We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

          Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
          Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
          Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
          USA: 1-4 days*
          Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
          International: 4-21 days*
            
          *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

           

          Shipping Policy

          We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
          Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

          We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

           

          Return To Sender

          If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
          If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
          This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

          Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
          We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
          Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

          We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

          To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


          Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


          All sale and discounted items are final sale.

          You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


          Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


          Please ship items to be exchanged to:


          PARANOID PRINT CO.
          609 QUEEN STREET WEST

          LOWER LEVEL
          TORONTO, ONTARIO
          CANADA M5V 2B7



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          BROKEN WORLD LS WHITE

          Regular price $36.00
          /

          BROKEN  /ˈbrōkən/:

          Having been fractured or damaged and no longer in one piece or in working order.

        • 1-Colour Front Screen Print, 1-Colour Back Screen Print, 1-Colour Sleeve Prints.
        • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
        • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
        • Hand Printed, small batch.
          • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

            Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

            Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

            Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
            Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
            Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

            Measurements are in Inches.

            PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

            PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

            We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

            Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

            This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

             

            Order Processing and Shipping Times:

            We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

            Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
            Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
            Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
            USA: 1-4 days*
            Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
            International: 4-21 days*
              
            *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

             

            Shipping Policy

            We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
            Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

            We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

             

            Return To Sender

            If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
            If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
            This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

            Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
            We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
            Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

            We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

            To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


            Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


            All sale and discounted items are final sale.

            You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


            Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


            Please ship items to be exchanged to:


            PARANOID PRINT CO.
            609 QUEEN STREET WEST

            LOWER LEVEL
            TORONTO, ONTARIO
            CANADA M5V 2B7



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            MICKEY II BLACK
            MICKEY II BLACK
            MICKEY II BLACK
            MICKEY II BLACK

            MICKEY II BLACK

            Regular price $29.00
            /

            POSSESSION  /pəˈzeSHən/:
            The state of being controlled by a demon or spirit.

            • 4-Colour Back Screen Print, 3-Colour Front Screen Print.
            • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
            • Classic fit, true to size.
            • Hand Printed, small batch.

            Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

            Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

            Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

            Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
            Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
            Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

            Measurements are in Inches.

            PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

            PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

            We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

            Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

            This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

             

            Order Processing and Shipping Times:

            We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

            Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
            Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
            Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
            USA: 1-4 days*
            Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
            International: 4-21 days*
              
            *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

             

            Shipping Policy

            We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
            Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

            We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

             

            Return To Sender

            If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
            If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
            This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

            Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
            We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
            Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

            We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

            To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


            Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


            All sale and discounted items are final sale.

            You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


            Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


            Please ship items to be exchanged to:


            PARANOID PRINT CO.
            609 QUEEN STREET WEST

            LOWER LEVEL
            TORONTO, ONTARIO
            CANADA M5V 2B7



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            THE END ALL OVER
            THE END ALL OVER
            THE END ALL OVER

            THE END ALL OVER

            Regular price $54.00
            /
            END  /end/:
            A final part of something, especially a period of time, an activity, or a story.
               
          • Hand Painted All-Over Splatter Design.  No two shirts are alike.
          • 3-Colour Screen Print.
          • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
          • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
          • Hand Printed, small batch.
            • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

              Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

              Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

              Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
              Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
              Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

              Measurements are in Inches.

              PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

              PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

              We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

              Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

              This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

               

              Order Processing and Shipping Times:

              We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

              Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
              Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
              Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
              USA: 1-4 days*
              Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
              International: 4-21 days*
                
              *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

               

              Shipping Policy

              We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
              Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

              We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

               

              Return To Sender

              If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
              If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
              This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

              Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
              We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
              Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

              We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

              To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


              Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


              All sale and discounted items are final sale.

              You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


              Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


              Please ship items to be exchanged to:


              PARANOID PRINT CO.
              609 QUEEN STREET WEST

              LOWER LEVEL
              TORONTO, ONTARIO
              CANADA M5V 2B7



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              MICKEY II GREY
              MICKEY II GREY
              MICKEY II GREY
              MICKEY II GREY

              MICKEY II GREY

              Regular price $29.00
              /

              POSSESSION  /pəˈzeSHən/:
              The state of being controlled by a demon or spirit.

              • 4-Colour Back Screen Print, 3-Colour Front Screen Print.
              • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
              • Classic fit, true to size.
              • Hand Printed, small batch.

                Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                Measurements are in Inches.

                PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                 

                Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                USA: 1-4 days*
                Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                International: 4-21 days*
                  
                *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                 

                Shipping Policy

                We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                 

                Return To Sender

                If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                PARANOID PRINT CO.
                609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                LOWER LEVEL
                TORONTO, ONTARIO
                CANADA M5V 2B7



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                STARGAZER ALL OVER
                STARGAZER ALL OVER

                STARGAZER ALL OVER

                Regular price $44.00
                /

                star·gaz·er /ˈstärˌɡāzər/:

                An astronomer or astrologer.

                • Hand Painted All-Over Splatter Design.  No two shirt are alike.
                • 1-Colour Screen Print.
                • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                • Classic fit, true to size.
                • Hand Printed, small batch.

                Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                Measurements are in Inches.

                PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                 

                Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                USA: 1-4 days*
                Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                International: 4-21 days*
                  
                *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                 

                Shipping Policy

                We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                 

                Return To Sender

                If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                PARANOID PRINT CO.
                609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                LOWER LEVEL
                TORONTO, ONTARIO
                CANADA M5V 2B7



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                PEACE.
                PEACE.
                PEACE.
                PEACE.

                PEACE.

                Regular price $33.00
                /
                PEACE /pēs/:
                1. Freedom from disturbance; tranquility.
                2. A state or period in which there is no war or a war has ended.
                   
              • Pocket Tee.
              • Woven Label Fallout Logo Pocket Embellishment.
              • 4-Colour Right Breast Screen Print, 4-Colour Back Screen Print.
              • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton T-Shirt.
              • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
              • Hand Printed, small batch.
              • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                Measurements are in Inches.

                PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                 

                Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                USA: 1-4 days*
                Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                International: 4-21 days*
                  
                *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                 

                Shipping Policy

                We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                 

                Return To Sender

                If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                PARANOID PRINT CO.
                609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                LOWER LEVEL
                TORONTO, ONTARIO
                CANADA M5V 2B7



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                NUKE THE NUKES BLACK
                NUKE THE NUKES BLACK

                NUKE THE NUKES BLACK

                Regular price $29.00
                /

                Nuke /n(y)ook/ :
                noun - A nuclear weapon.
                verb - Attack or destroy with nuclear weapons.

                • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                • Classic streetwear fit. True to size.
                • Hand printed, small batch.

                Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                Measurements are in Inches.

                PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                 

                Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                USA: 1-4 days*
                Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                International: 4-21 days*
                  
                *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                 

                Shipping Policy

                We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                 

                Return To Sender

                If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                PARANOID PRINT CO.
                609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                LOWER LEVEL
                TORONTO, ONTARIO
                CANADA M5V 2B7



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                SICK WORLD CREAM
                SICK WORLD CREAM
                SICK WORLD CREAM

                SICK WORLD CREAM

                Regular price $29.00
                /
                SICK  /sik/:
                Affected by physical or mental illness.
              • 4-Colour Front Screen Print.
              • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
              • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
              • Hand Printed, small batch.
              • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                Measurements are in Inches.

                PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                 

                Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                USA: 1-4 days*
                Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                International: 4-21 days*
                  
                *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                 

                Shipping Policy

                We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                 

                Return To Sender

                If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                PARANOID PRINT CO.
                609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                LOWER LEVEL
                TORONTO, ONTARIO
                CANADA M5V 2B7



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                THE CHAIR MINERAL WASH
                THE CHAIR MINERAL WASH
                THE CHAIR MINERAL WASH

                THE CHAIR MINERAL WASH

                Regular price $33.00
                /

                MINERAL WASH BLACK UNISEX STYLE TEE 

                Chair  /CHer/:

                A separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

                • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                • Classic fit, true to size.
                • Hand printed, small batch.
                • SIZING CHART

                 

                PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                 

                Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                USA: 1-4 days*
                Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                International: 4-21 days*
                  
                *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                 

                Shipping Policy

                We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                 

                Return To Sender

                If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                PARANOID PRINT CO.
                609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                LOWER LEVEL
                TORONTO, ONTARIO
                CANADA M5V 2B7



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                NUKE THE NUKES TIE DYE
                NUKE THE NUKES TIE DYE
                NUKE THE NUKES TIE DYE

                NUKE THE NUKES TIE DYE

                Regular price $33.00
                /

                Nuke /n(y)ook/ :
                noun - A nuclear weapon.
                verb - Attack or destroy with nuclear weapons.

                • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                • Classic streetwear fit. True to size.
                • Hand printed, small batch.
                • Please size up with this shirt unless you are looking for a snug fit.

                  Lay the garment flat.

                  Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

                  Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                  Size S M L XL XXL
                  Wdth 19" 21" 22" 24.5" 27"
                  Lgth 28" 28" 29.5" 29.5" 30.5"

                  Measurements are in Inches.

                  PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                  PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                  We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                  Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                  This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                   

                  Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                  We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                  Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                  Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                  Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                  USA: 1-4 days*
                  Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                  International: 4-21 days*
                    
                  *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                   

                  Shipping Policy

                  We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                  Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                  We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                   

                  Return To Sender

                  If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                  If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                  This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                  Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                  We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                  Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                  We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                  To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                  Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                  All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                  You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                  Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                  Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                  PARANOID PRINT CO.
                  609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                  LOWER LEVEL
                  TORONTO, ONTARIO
                  CANADA M5V 2B7



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                  BROKEN WORLD
                  BROKEN WORLD
                  BROKEN WORLD
                  BROKEN WORLD

                  BROKEN WORLD

                  Regular price $29.00
                  /

                  BROKEN  /ˈbrōkən/:

                  Having been fractured or damaged and no longer in one piece or in working order.

                • 1-Colour Front Screen Print, 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
                • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                • Hand Printed, small batch.
                  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                    Measurements are in Inches.

                    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                     

                    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                    USA: 1-4 days*
                    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                    International: 4-21 days*
                      
                    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                     

                    Shipping Policy

                    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                     

                    Return To Sender

                    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                    PARANOID PRINT CO.
                    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                    LOWER LEVEL
                    TORONTO, ONTARIO
                    CANADA M5V 2B7



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                    BOMB BLACK
                    BOMB BLACK
                    BOMB BLACK
                    BOMB BLACK

                    BOMB BLACK

                    Regular price $29.00
                    /
                    BOMB  /bäm/:
                    a: An explosive device fused to detonate under specified conditions.
                       
                  • 5-Colour Back Screen Print, 4-Colour Front Screen Print.
                  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                  • Hand Printed, small batch.
                    • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                      Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                      Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                      Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                      Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                      Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                      Measurements are in Inches.

                      PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                      PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                      We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                      Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                      This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                       

                      Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                      We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                      Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                      Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                      Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                      USA: 1-4 days*
                      Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                      International: 4-21 days*
                        
                      *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                       

                      Shipping Policy

                      We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                      Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                      We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                       

                      Return To Sender

                      If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                      If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                      This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                      Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                      We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                      Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                      We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                      To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                      Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                      All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                      You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                      Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                      Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                      PARANOID PRINT CO.
                      609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                      LOWER LEVEL
                      TORONTO, ONTARIO
                      CANADA M5V 2B7



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                      FALLOUT ICON
                      FALLOUT ICON
                      FALLOUT ICON
                      FALLOUT ICON

                      FALLOUT ICON

                      Regular price $29.00
                      /
                      Fall·out  /ˈfôlˌout/:
                      1. Radioactive particles that are carried into the atmosphere after a nuclear explosion or accident and gradually fall back as dust or in precipitation.
                      2. The unpleasant results or effects of an action or event.
                         
                    • 2-Colour Front Screen Print.
                    • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton T-Shirt.
                    • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                    • Hand Printed, small batch.
                    • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                      Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                      Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                      Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                      Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                      Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                      Measurements are in Inches.

                      PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                      PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                      We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                      Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                      This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                       

                      Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                      We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                      Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                      Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                      Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                      USA: 1-4 days*
                      Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                      International: 4-21 days*
                        
                      *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                       

                      Shipping Policy

                      We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                      Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                      We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                       

                      Return To Sender

                      If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                      If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                      This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                      Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                      We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                      Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                      We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                      To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                      Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                      All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                      You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                      Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                      Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                      PARANOID PRINT CO.
                      609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                      LOWER LEVEL
                      TORONTO, ONTARIO
                      CANADA M5V 2B7



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                      THE END
                      THE END

                      THE END

                      Regular price $29.00
                      /
                      END  /end/:
                      A final part of something, especially a period of time, an activity, or a story.
                         
                    • 3-Colour Screen Print.
                    • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
                    • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                    • Hand Printed, small batch.
                      • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                        Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                        Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                        Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                        Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                        Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                        Measurements are in Inches.

                        PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                        PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                        We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                        Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                        This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                         

                        Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                        We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                        Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                        Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                        Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                        USA: 1-4 days*
                        Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                        International: 4-21 days*
                          
                        *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                         

                        Shipping Policy

                        We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                        Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                        We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                         

                        Return To Sender

                        If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                        If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                        This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                        Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                        We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                        Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                        We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                        To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                        Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                        All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                        You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                        Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                        Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                        PARANOID PRINT CO.
                        609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                        LOWER LEVEL
                        TORONTO, ONTARIO
                        CANADA M5V 2B7



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                        WORLDWOID BASEBALL
                        WORLDWOID BASEBALL
                        WORLDWOID BASEBALL
                        WORLDWOID BASEBALL

                        WORLDWOID BASEBALL

                        Regular price $36.00 Sale price $14.00
                        /
                        WORLDWIDE /wərldˈwīd/:
                        Extending or reaching throughout the world.
                           
                      • Raglan Three-Quarter Sleeve Baseball T-Shirt
                      • 1-Colour Front Screen Print, 1-Colour Back Screen Print
                      • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tie Dye T-Shirt.
                      • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                      • Hand Printed, small batch.
                      • SIZING CHART
                      • PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                        PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                        We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                        Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                        This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                         

                        Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                        We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                        Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                        Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                        Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                        USA: 1-4 days*
                        Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                        International: 4-21 days*
                          
                        *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                         

                        Shipping Policy

                        We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                        Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                        We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                         

                        Return To Sender

                        If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                        If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                        This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                        Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                        We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                        Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                        We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                        To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                        Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                        All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                        You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                        Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                        Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                        PARANOID PRINT CO.
                        609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                        LOWER LEVEL
                        TORONTO, ONTARIO
                        CANADA M5V 2B7



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                        BOMBER II

                        Regular price $195.00
                        /
                      • Midweight, Unlined Shell Jacket with Raised, Twill Letters & Reflective Graphic details.
                      • 100% cotton drill.
                      • Regular fit, True to Size.
                      • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.
                      • Decorated by Hand in House. 
                      • Small Batches.
                      • Metal YKK zipper, two side pockets, ribbed collar, hem & cuffs.
                      • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                        Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                        Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                        Size S M L XL XXL
                        Wdth 21.75" 22.75" 24"
                        25.75"
                        26.5"
                        Lgth 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"

                        Measurements are in Inches.

                        PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                        PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                        We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                        Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                        This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                         

                        Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                        We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                        Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                        Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                        Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                        USA: 1-4 days*
                        Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                        International: 4-21 days*
                          
                        *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                         

                        Shipping Policy

                        We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                        Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                        We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                         

                        Return To Sender

                        If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                        If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                        This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                        Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                        We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                        Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                        We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                        To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                        Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                        All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                        You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                        Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                        Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                        PARANOID PRINT CO.
                        609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                        LOWER LEVEL
                        TORONTO, ONTARIO
                        CANADA M5V 2B7



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                        CREWNECK II
                        CREWNECK II
                        CREWNECK II
                        CREWNECK II

                        CREWNECK II

                        Regular price $59.00
                        /

                        PARANOID  /ˈperəˌnoid/:
                        Being suspicious, having illusions about being followed or persecuted, or about being afraid or distrustful of others.

                        • 8.5 oz.(US) 14.1 oz.(CA), cotton/polyester blend fleece.
                        • 80/20 cotton/polyester with 100% cotton 20 singles face yarn.
                        • Raised, Twill lettering.

                        Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                        Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                        Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                        Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                        Wdth 20.5" 22" 23.5" 25" 26.5" 28"
                        Lgth 26.5" 28" 29.5 31" 32.5" 34"

                        Measurements are in Inches.

                        PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                        PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                        We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                        Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                        This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                         

                        Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                        We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                        Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                        Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                        Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                        USA: 1-4 days*
                        Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                        International: 4-21 days*
                          
                        *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                         

                        Shipping Policy

                        We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                        Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                        We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                         

                        Return To Sender

                        If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                        If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                        This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                        Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                        We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                        Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                        We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                        To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                        Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                        All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                        You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                        Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                        Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                        PARANOID PRINT CO.
                        609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                        LOWER LEVEL
                        TORONTO, ONTARIO
                        CANADA M5V 2B7



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                        HAPPINESS
                        HAPPINESS
                        HAPPINESS
                        HAPPINESS
                        HAPPINESS
                        HAPPINESS
                        HAPPINESS

                        HAPPINESS

                        Regular price $64.00
                        /
                        HAPPY /ˈhapē/:
                        Feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.
                        • 2-Colour Back Screen Print, 2-Colour Front Screen Print.
                        • 8.5 oz.(US) 14.1 oz.(CA), Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece with 100% cotton face.
                        • Classic fit, true to size.
                        • Hand printed, small batch.

                          Lay the garment flat.

                          Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

                          Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                          Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                          Wdth 21" 23" 24.5" 26.5" 27.5" 28.5"
                          Lgth 28.5" 29.5" 30.5 31.5" 32.5" 33.5"

                          Measurements are in Inches.

                          PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                          PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                          We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                          Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                          This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                           

                          Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                          We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                          Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                          Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                          Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                          USA: 1-4 days*
                          Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                          International: 4-21 days*
                            
                          *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                           

                          Shipping Policy

                          We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                          Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                          We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                           

                          Return To Sender

                          If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                          If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                          This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                          Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                          We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                          Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                          We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                          To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                          Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                          All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                          You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                          Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                          Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                          PARANOID PRINT CO.
                          609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                          LOWER LEVEL
                          TORONTO, ONTARIO
                          CANADA M5V 2B7



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                          COMBAT SWEATPANTS
                          COMBAT SWEATPANTS
                          COMBAT SWEATPANTS
                          COMBAT SWEATPANTS
                          COMBAT SWEATPANTS

                          COMBAT SWEATPANTS

                          Regular price $69.00
                          /
                          PEACEKEEPER /ˈpiːsˌkiː.pɚ/:
                          A member of an international military force whose job is to prevent or stop fighting in a place.
                        • 2-Colour Lightning Screen Print on Left Thigh.
                        • 1-Colour Screen Print n Left Thigh.
                        • 8.5 oz. (US) 14.2 oz. (CA) 80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece, ring spun cotton with 100% cotton face
                        • Relaxed fit
                        • 1x1 ribbing at ankle cuffs
                        • Sewn eyelets
                        • Sewn fly detail
                        • Back pocket & Jersey-lined hand pockets
                        • Hand printed, small batch.
                          •  

                            Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                             

                            XS S M L XL 2XL
                            Inseam 27" 28 1/2" 29" 29" 29 1/2" 29 1/2"
                            Outseam 39" 39" 40" 40 1/2" 41 1/2" 42"
                            Waist Extended 19" 20" 21" 22" 23" 24"
                            Waist Relaxed 14" 15" 16" 17" 18" 19 1/2"

                             All measurements are in Inches.

                            PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                            PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                            We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                            Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                            This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                             

                            Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                            We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                            Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                            Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                            Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                            USA: 1-4 days*
                            Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                            International: 4-21 days*
                              
                            *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                             

                            Shipping Policy

                            We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                            Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                            We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                             

                            Return To Sender

                            If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                            If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                            This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                            Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                            We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                            Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                            We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                            To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                            Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                            All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                            You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                            Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                            Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                            PARANOID PRINT CO.
                            609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                            LOWER LEVEL
                            TORONTO, ONTARIO
                            CANADA M5V 2B7



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                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE
                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE
                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE
                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE
                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE
                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE
                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE

                            PEACEKEEPER HOODIE

                            Regular price $89.00
                            /
                            PEACEKEEPER /ˈpiːsˌkiː.pɚ/:
                            A member of an international military force whose job is to prevent or stop fighting in a place.

                          • Oversized 2-Colour Lightning Screen Print.
                          • 4-Colour Secondary Back Screen Print.
                          • 1-Colour Front Screen Print.
                          • 2-Colour Sleeve Screen Prints.
                          • 8.5 oz.(US) 14.1 oz.(CA), Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece with 100% cotton face.
                          • Classic fit, true to size.
                          • Hand printed, small batch.
                            • Lay the garment flat.

                              Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

                              Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                              Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                              Wdth 21" 23" 24.5" 26.5" 27.5" 28.5"
                              Lgth 28.5" 29.5" 30.5 31.5" 32.5" 33.5"

                              Measurements are in Inches.

                              PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                              PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                              We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                              Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                              This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                               

                              Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                              We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                              Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                              Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                              Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                              USA: 1-4 days*
                              Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                              International: 4-21 days*
                                
                              *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                               

                              Shipping Policy

                              We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                              Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                              We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                               

                              Return To Sender

                              If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                              If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                              This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                              Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                              We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                              Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                              We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                              To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                              Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                              All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                              You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                              Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                              Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                              PARANOID PRINT CO.
                              609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                              LOWER LEVEL
                              TORONTO, ONTARIO
                              CANADA M5V 2B7



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                              HAPPINESS TIE DYE
                              HAPPINESS TIE DYE
                              HAPPINESS TIE DYE
                              HAPPINESS TIE DYE
                              HAPPINESS TIE DYE

                              HAPPINESS TIE DYE

                              Regular price $33.00
                              /
                              HAPPY /ˈhapē/:
                              Feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.
                               
                            • 2-Colour Front Screen Print.
                            • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tie Dye T-Shirt.
                            • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                            • Hand Printed, small batch.
                            • Lay the garment flat.

                              Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

                              Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                              Size S M L XL XXL
                              Wdth 19" 21" 22" 24.5" 27"
                              Lgth 28" 28" 29.5" 29.5" 30.5"

                              Measurements are in Inches.

                              PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                              PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                              We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                              Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                              This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                               

                              Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                              We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                              Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                              Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                              Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                              USA: 1-4 days*
                              Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                              International: 4-21 days*
                                
                              *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                               

                              Shipping Policy

                              We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                              Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                              We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                               

                              Return To Sender

                              If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                              If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                              This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                              Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                              We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                              Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                              We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                              To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                              Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                              All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                              You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                              Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                              Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                              PARANOID PRINT CO.
                              609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                              LOWER LEVEL
                              TORONTO, ONTARIO
                              CANADA M5V 2B7



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                              PEACEKEEPER II
                              PEACEKEEPER II
                              PEACEKEEPER II
                              PEACEKEEPER II
                              PEACEKEEPER II
                              PEACEKEEPER II

                              PEACEKEEPER II

                              Regular price $24.00
                              /
                              PEACEKEEPER /ˈpiːsˌkiː.pɚ/:
                              A member of an international military force whose job is to prevent or stop fighting in a place.
                            • 1-Colour Front Screen Print.
                            • 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
                            • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% Heavyweight Preshrunk Cotton Black T-Shirt.
                            • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
                            • Hand Printed, small batch.
                            • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

                              Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

                              Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

                              Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
                              Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
                              Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

                              Measurements are in Inches.

                              PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

                              PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

                              We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

                              Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

                              This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

                               

                              Order Processing and Shipping Times:

                              We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

                              Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
                              Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
                              Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
                              USA: 1-4 days*
                              Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
                              International: 4-21 days*
                                
                              *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

                               

                              Shipping Policy

                              We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
                              Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

                              We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

                               

                              Return To Sender

                              If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
                              If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
                              This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

                              Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
                              We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
                              Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

                              We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

                              To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


                              Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


                              All sale and discounted items are final sale.

                              You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


                              Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


                              Please ship items to be exchanged to:


                              PARANOID PRINT CO.
                              609 QUEEN STREET WEST

                              LOWER LEVEL
                              TORONTO, ONTARIO
                              CANADA M5V 2B7



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