T-Shirts

STARGAZER
STARGAZER

STARGAZER

Regular price $29.00
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star·gaz·er /ˈstärˌɡāzər/:

An astronomer or astrologer.

  • 1-Colour Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
  • Classic fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.

Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

Measurements are in Inches.

PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

 

Order Processing and Shipping Times:

We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
USA: 1-4 days*
Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
International: 4-21 days*
  
*These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

 

Shipping Policy

We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

 

Return To Sender

If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


All sale and discounted items are final sale.

You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


Please ship items to be exchanged to:


PARANOID PRINT CO.
609 QUEEN STREET WEST

LOWER LEVEL
TORONTO, ONTARIO
CANADA M5V 2B7



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WORLDWOID
WORLDWOID
WORLDWOID
WORLDWOID

WORLDWOID

Regular price $24.00
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WORLDWIDE /wərldˈwīd/:
Extending or reaching throughout the world.
   
  • 1-Colour Front Screen Print, 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tie Dye T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.

  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    FALLOUT
    FALLOUT

    FALLOUT

    Regular price $29.00
    /

    Fall·out  /ˈfôlˌout/:
    1. Radioactive particles that are carried into the atmosphere after a nuclear explosion or accident and gradually fall back as dust or in precipitation.
    2. The unpleasant results or effects of an action or event.

    • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
    • Classic fit, true to size.
    • Hand printed, small batch.

    Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    LIMITED EDITION &
    LIMITED EDITION &

    LIMITED EDITION 'CHAIR'

    Regular price $49.00 Sale price $34.00
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    Chair  /CHer/:

    A separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

    LIMITED TO 12 PIECES - OVERSIZED 2-COLOUR LIGHTNING PRINT ADDED TO STANDARD SIZED 'THE CHAIR' PRINT.  HAND PRINTED IN HOUSE.

    • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
    • Classic fit, true to size.
    • Hand printed, small batch.

    Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER

    PEACEKEEPER

    Regular price $43.00
    /
    PEACEKEEPER /ˈpiːsˌkiː.pɚ/:
    A member of an international military force whose job is to prevent or stop fighting in a place.
  • Oversized 2-Colour Lightning Screen Print.
  • 4-Colour Secondary Front Screen Print.
  • 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tar T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    SICK WORLD
    SICK WORLD
    SICK WORLD
    SICK WORLD

    SICK WORLD

    Regular price $29.00
    /
    SICK  /sik/:
    Affected by physical or mental illness.

  • 4-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER
    PEACEKEEPER

    PEACEKEEPER

    Regular price $64.00
    /
    PEACEKEEPER /ˈpiːsˌkiː.pɚ/:
    A member of an international military force whose job is to prevent or stop fighting in a place.
  • Oversized 6-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
  • 2-Colour Sleeve Screen Prints.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Long Sleeve Black T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    HAPPINESS TIE DYE
    HAPPINESS TIE DYE
    HAPPINESS TIE DYE
    HAPPINESS TIE DYE
    HAPPINESS TIE DYE

    HAPPINESS TIE DYE

    Regular price $33.00
    /
    HAPPY /ˈhapē/:
    Feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.
     
  • 2-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton Tie Dye T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL
    Wdth 19" 21" 22" 24.5" 27"
    Lgth 28" 28" 29.5" 29.5" 30.5"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    BROKEN WORLD

    Regular price $36.00
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    BROKEN  /ˈbrōkən/:

    Having been fractured or damaged and no longer in one piece or in working order.

  • 1-Colour Front Screen Print, 1-Colour Back Screen Print, 1-Colour Sleeve Prints.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    PEACEKEEPER II
    PEACEKEEPER II
    PEACEKEEPER II
    PEACEKEEPER II
    PEACEKEEPER II
    PEACEKEEPER II

    PEACEKEEPER II

    Regular price $24.00
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    PEACEKEEPER /ˈpiːsˌkiː.pɚ/:
    A member of an international military force whose job is to prevent or stop fighting in a place.
  • 1-Colour Front Screen Print.
  • 1-Colour Back Screen Print.
  • 6 oz.(US) 10 oz.(CA), 100% Heavyweight Preshrunk Cotton Black T-Shirt.
  • Classic Streetwear fit, true to size.
  • Hand Printed, small batch.
  • Lay the garment flat on a flat surface.

    Body Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the garment.

    Body Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole.

    Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
    Wdth 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
    Lgth 27" 29" 31" 32" 33" 34"

    Measurements are in Inches.

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    MYTH
    MYTH
    MYTH

    MYTH

    Regular price $29.00 Sale price $22.00
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    black soft 100% cotton shirt with 2 colour screen print.

    Super-soft, lightweight, slim-fit tee. Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

    Suggested Sizing – Chest (Inches):

    XS=28-32 S=32-36, M=36-40, L=40-44, XL=44-48, XXL=48-52

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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    FALLOUT LONG SLEEVE

    FALLOUT LONG SLEEVE

    Regular price $36.00 Sale price $30.00
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    BLACK UNISEX LONG SLEEVE TEE.

    Soft, Medium weight Tee. Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

    Suggested Sizing – Chest (Inches):

    S=32-38, M=36-42, L=40-46, XL=44-45, XXL=48-54

    PARANOID ships worldwide from Toronto, Canada.

    PARANOID offers FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on orders of $100 USD or more.

    We ship most orders through ChitChats, an over-the-border courier. Packages are taken to a depot in New York State, then transferred to USPS/UPS and/or other postal services for final delivery.

    Most Canadian orders are shipped via ChitChats and transferred to Canada Post for final delivery. 

    This method allows us to keep shipping costs as low as possible. 

     

    Order Processing and Shipping Times:

    We currently process and fulfill orders once a week.

    Once your order has been placed, you will receive a confirmation email.  Please check your junk folders if you have not received this email.  
    Once your order has been packed and shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing your ChitChats tracking number.  If you have not received this email within a week of your order, please check your junk folders before contacting us.
    Once your order has been inducted into the postal system, estimated delivery is
    USA: 1-4 days*
    Canada: 3-21 days* (most orders arrive within 1 week)
    International: 4-21 days*
      
    *These are estimated (business days) based on individual postal service standards and are not guaranteed shipping times. 

     

    Shipping Policy

    We take no responsibility for any lost in transit, stolen, or damaged packages.
    Once your package leaves our shop it is up to you to keep an eye on the tracking info sent via email and be there to receive it.

    We take no responsibility and have no control over any duties, customs costs or processing delays, transfers to local carriers in your country, strikes etc.

     

    Return To Sender

    If your package does not successfully deliver it will be sent back to us via ChitChats.  This is typically due to insufficient address information.
    If the package needs to cross the border again, receiving it can take 2-3 weeks. Your tracking information will state "Returned to Original Sender".
    This can happen if an address is missing information or invalid and the carrier was unable to deliver the package.

    Once the returned package is back in our hands and restocked, you will be refunded minus the original shipping cost and a $5 return shipping fee.
    We do not reship the initial order, Please place a new order with the corrected address. 
    Please contact us at  orders@weareparanoid.com for any questions about your order.

    We will accept returns for exchange or refund that are shipped back within 14 days of delivery.

    To be eligible for a return, the item must be in the same condition that you received it in.  The item must be unworn and unwashed, with any labels and hang tags still attached.


    Paranoid Print Co. reserves the right to reject returns for any reason.  We will do our best to facilitate your return and make you happy.


    All sale and discounted items are final sale.

    You are responsible for paying any shipping costs associated with the return. Shipping costs are non-refundable.


    Please email us at orders@weareparanoid.com with your order number to initiate your exchange or refund.


    Please ship items to be exchanged to:


    PARANOID PRINT CO.
    609 QUEEN STREET WEST

    LOWER LEVEL
    TORONTO, ONTARIO
    CANADA M5V 2B7



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